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unclefather:

dalbear:

unclefather:

why is beef jerky so expensive this is rude

Don’t you realize how long it takes to jerk off the beef?

it’s Sunday the day of our lord

(via madly-in-anger)

— 15 hours ago with 6073 notes

chloridecleansing:

You can be proud of your sexuality and still in the closet for your own safety. Not everyone you know has to know that you’re not straight for you to be a ‘good’ queer/gay. Protecting yourself from homophobes is not ‘contributing to the issue’. Do not come out into a dangerous situation with no support network or without any financial independence. If you think someone might out you, don’t tell them shit.

(via punkrockjesy)

— 22 hours ago with 27523 notes
Truthfully….

alekcin:

on tumblr I’m like

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in real life around my friends im like

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around classmates that i’m not exactly friends with

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with my family (meaning i’m weird)

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 and with total strangers…..

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— 22 hours ago with 14222 notes

ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

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— 22 hours ago with 224202 notes
nataliemgc:

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNN!!!
Shade level: Rainforest floor

nataliemgc:

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNN!!!

Shade level: Rainforest floor

(Source: sneakymonster, via fullyarnalchemist)

— 22 hours ago with 30335 notes

sumireba:

"Too much information son, too much."

I might make this “Cards Against Humanity - Teen Wolf remix” into a thing. What do you guys think?

(via punkrockjesy)

— 22 hours ago with 276 notes
#AMAZING  #teen wolf 

mako:

we’re not gonna talk about how a show with a woc lead in an asian-influenced world is getting stomped over for a show about a talking sponge?

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— 22 hours ago with 1999 notes
me:damn i need to save my money
me:*spends $200 in a week*
— 22 hours ago with 86840 notes
#SAME