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tssfxx:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW FUCKING TRUE THIS IS

(via cowboyish)

— 4 hours ago with 39435 notes

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

(via quietears)

— 4 hours ago with 261566 notes

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via fullyarnalchemist)

— 5 hours ago with 350541 notes

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

(via fullyarnalchemist)

— 5 hours ago with 84684 notes

Groot doesn’t trust Wolverine due to his career as a lumber jack

Groot doesn’t trust Wolverine due to his career as a lumber jack

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via fullyarnalchemist)

— 5 hours ago with 415 notes
pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

(via fullyarnalchemist)

— 5 hours ago with 38039 notes